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• Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ... -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu
• Homer: Where do you think you're going? Lisa: To the game.
  Homer: No no no. I don't want you to see me sit on my worthless butt....
• Bart: You know, there are names for people like you.
  Lisa: No there aren't. Bart: Teacher's pet! Apple polisher!...
• Marge: I got tickets to the opera tonight. Hurry up, get dressed, it starts at eight.
  Bart: [whining] Oh, Mom, not tonight... Homer: Come on, Bart....
• Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
  [taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
• Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by, if something happens.
  Let's see...er...Oh, I'm no good at this. Lisa: [whispers into Homer's ear] Home...
• Homer: [fiddling with the back of the set] Is that better?
  Lisa+Bart: NOOOO! Homer: How's this? [picture gets worse] Lisa+Ba...
• I never miss Rush Limbaugh. He's too big a target.
• Marge: Bart, stop fooling around! Homer, stop encouraging him.
  Homer: Don't stifle the boy, Marge. We're <supposed> to encourage him....