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Dammit, I'm No Supervising Technician. I'm A Technical Supervisor.
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Homer Simpson
Dammit, I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor. It's
too late to teach this old dog new tricks.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Odyssey
Related:
Lisa: Here's a good job at the fireworks factory. Home
Those perfectionists, forget it. Lisa: How about this, a supervising technician at the toxic waste dump....
Burns: Hear me out Simpson! I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor, or supervising technician, or whatever the hell you used to be.
I want you to be in charge of safety here at the plant....
I'm just a technical supervisor who cared too much.
-- Homer bemoans his lost job, "Homer's Odyssey...
People keep telling me that I am never too old to learn, and I keep wondering why they say that you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
You cannot teach an old dog new tricks.
You can't teach an old dog new trick
Unlike most of you, I am not a nut. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Odyssey
Supervisor: All right, who's responsible for this?
[everyone points at Homer] Homer: [meekly raises his hand] Superviso...
It is fatuous to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
[ you can't teach an old dog new tricks. ]...