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Lisa: Here's a good job at the fireworks factory.
Homer: Those perfectionists, forget it.
Lisa: How about this, a supervising technician at the toxic waste dump.
Homer: I'm no supervising technician, I'm a technical supervisor.
-- "Homer's Odyssey"
Related:
Dammit, I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor.
It's too late to teach this old dog new tricks. -- Homer Simpson Homer's Odyssey...
Burns: Hear me out Simpson! I don't want you to come back as a technical supervisor, or supervising technician, or whatever the hell you used to be.
I want you to be in charge of safety here at the plant....
Homer: Starting tomorrow, I'm a nuclear technician!
Dr. Hibbert: Good God! -- A professional opinion, "I Married Marge...
I'm just a technical supervisor who cared too much.
-- Homer bemoans his lost job, "Homer's Odyssey...
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Homer: I never passed Remedial Science 1A. Marge: And you're a nuclear technician?
-- But his job description clearly specified an illiterate, "The Fro...
Lisa: Maybe we can make your job more fun. [points to two radiation suits hanging on the wall] What are those?
Homer: I dunno. -- How the devil should I know, I just work here, "Bart on the Road...
Lisa: [reading the classifieds] Hey, here's a good job, Dad!
Oh, wait, you have to know how to operate an ultrasonic lithotriptor....
Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a stop sign here.
[a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh, Homer, how could think of killing yourself?...