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Marge, There's Just Too Much Pressure, What With My Job, The Kids, Traffic Snarls, Political Strife At Home And Abroad.
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Homer Simpson
Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.
-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
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Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?...
It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha.
What I mean to say is: We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie....
Abe: Welcome home, Son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail.
[Marge walks away] What's wrong with your wife?...
Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
Homer: You know what? Grampa: What? Homer: We're both screw-ups.
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy...
Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy...
Announcer: We now return to the 1971 film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring Troy McClure.
[a multicolored VW bug is chased by police] Ma...