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• Homer: Dad! Abe: Son! Homer: I'm a screw-up. I burned down our house.
  Abe: No, I'm a screw-up. _I_ burned down our house....
• Marge: Homie, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life?
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy...
• It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha.
  What I mean to say is: We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie....
• Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic snarls, political strife at home and abroad.
  But I promise you, the second all of those things go away, we'll have sex....
• Homer: Ooh, Mama! This is _finally_ really happening.
  After years of disappointment with get-rich-quick schemes, I _know_ I'm gonna get Rich with _this_ scheme....
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• Abe: Welcome home, Son. I broke two lamps and lost all your mail.
  [Marge walks away] What's wrong with your wife?...
• Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
  [Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?...
• Announcer: We now return to the 1971 film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring Troy McClure.
  [a multicolored VW bug is chased by police] Ma...