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• You have to learn that there's a little Homer Simpson in all of us. -- Homer, "Homer's Odyssey
• Friends, you have come to depend on me as your safety watchdog.
  So you won't scrape yourself, or stub your toes, or blow yourselves up....
• Nick: [opening the door] Hi, everybody! Burns: Ho, mer-Simp son!
  Nick: OK, that was a little strange. Um, tell me...
• Dr. H: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages.
  The first is denial. Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!...
• Homer: Ooh la la! Lisa: Hi, Dad. Homer: You look great, sweetheart.
  Lisa: [abashed] Thanks. Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson....
• Hibbert: You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as "Homer Simpson syndrome".
  Homer: [moaning] Oh, why me? -- "The Homer They Fall...
• Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you, sir?
  Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports and throw them out the window] Bu...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Come here, you little raven! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro