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• Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
  Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Homer: [directly towards mirror] Aw that's it, you just can't insult this guy.
  You call him a moron and he just sits there, grinning moronly....
• Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
  [doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor....
• Come on, Homer. I've got an ambition to do some wishin'! -- Ned Flanders, "When Flanders Failed
• Homer: Yello? ... Yes? ... Mental hospital? ..
  . Well I don't know any Ned Flanders. Marge...
• Homer: Come on, Flanders, there's gotta be _something_ you hate.
  What about mosquito bites? Ned: Mmm mmm!...
• Homer: Hey Flanders! All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
  Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily!...
• Ned: Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middlemen who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined boys over at the slaughterhouse.
  [Homer appears at the window] Homer: Hiya....
• Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
  Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....