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• Homer: Marge honey, I've got five words to say to you!
  [one word per finger] Greasy Joe's Bottomless Barbecue....
• Marge: You owe me a favor. Homer: [whining] Oh... Marge
  To be called up whenever and for whatever reason I desire....
• Marge: [slaps Homer's hand] Homer! You promised. Home
  I promised I wouldn't eat? Never! You lie!...
• Marge: You will find her [Selma] a man! Homer: [conceding] All right.
  Marge: And not just any man. Homer: [annoyed] Okay!...
• Marge: OK, TV off. It's family time. Homer: Oh, but Marge!
  Knightboat, the _crime-solving_ boat. Marge: Homer, you promised....
• Homer: Which one's Selma, again? Marge: She's the one who likes Police Academy movies and Hummel figurines, and walking through the park on clear autumn days.
  Homer: Oh, yeah yeah yeah. But I thought she was the one that didn't like to be ....
• Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
  Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down! Homer: [slowly] J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar....
• Marge: [making pork chops] A dash of rosemary, a smidgen of thyme, a pinch of marjoram.
  .. Homer: You know, Marge, you make the best pork chops in the whole world....
• Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
  Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad....