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• Marge: Homer, remember you promised you'd try to limit pork to six servings a week?
  Homer: Marge, I'm only human. Principal Charming...
• Marge: You owe me a favor. Homer: [whining] Oh... Marge
  To be called up whenever and for whatever reason I desire....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.
  Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
• Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy, I had to make it up to you.
  I really love you. Marge: Oh, Homey. I know you love me....
• Marge: [feeling for Homer's breath with her hand] He's not dead!
  Burns: No, but his career is. I remember when Al Jolson ran amok at the Winter Garden and climbed the Chrysler building....
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• Marge: [sits upright, holding the covers to her neck] Oh, my goodness!
  Kids! Homer! We're late for church. [drops covers, revealing her church clothes] I'm glad I dressed last night....
• Lisa: Ew! Mom, this whole thing is really creepy. Are you sure you won't talk to Dad?
  Marge: Mmm, I'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how....