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I May Just Quit My Job At The Plant To Become A Full-time Stock Market Guy.
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Homer Simpson
I may just quit my job at the plant to become a full-time stock market
guy.
-- Homer Simpson
Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerke
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Marge, it's not the money. My job is my identity. If I'm not a safety whatchamajigger, I'm nothing!
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