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• Horst: Homer, could ve have a word with you? Home
  No. Horst: I must have phrased that badly. My English is, how you say, inelegant....
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• Attention workers, we have completed our evaluation of the plant.
  We regret to announce the following lay-offs, which I will read in alphabetical orde...
• Horst: We plan to have some frank discussions with your safety inspector.
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• I may just quit my job at the plant to become a full-time stock market guy.
  -- Homer Simpson Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerke...
• Marge, it's not the money. My job is my identity. If I'm not a safety whatchamajigger, I'm nothing!
  -- Homer fears the loss of his job, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...
• What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
  -- Burns learns the moral of the story, "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk...