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Marge, It's Not The Money. My Job Is My Identity. If I'm Not A Safety Whatchamajigger, I'm Nothing!
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Marge, it's not the money. My job is my identity.
If I'm not a safety whatchamajigger, I'm nothing!
-- Homer fears the loss of his job,
"Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
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