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• Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
  [Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall] Home...
• Burns: Who are you? Homer: [thinks] Don't tell him.
  Give him a fake name. [aloud] Homer Simpson....
• Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying. Home
  My name is Homer Simpson! Burns: You're just babbling incoherently....
• Burns: Who was that young hellcat, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. Burns: Simpson, eh? I'll remember that name....
• Burns: Homer Simpson? Homer: So, you finally learned my name, eh?
  Burns: [shaking head] Homer Simpson. Homer: [freaked out] I've got no time for your demented parlor games....
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Marge: The police have such a strong case against Homer.
  Mr. Burns said he did it, they have Homer's DNA -- Lisa...
• Kent: And with the prime suspect cleared and found completely innocent, we must now ask ourselve
  who could possibly be as bloodthirsty as Waylon Smithers?...
• Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
  Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you senseless dunderpate....