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• Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: None. We'll fix it in software. Q: How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?...
• Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: None: "We'll fix it in software." Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?...
• How many Mensans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The dim bulbs aren't "changed," they are humanely euthanized....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
• How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None: "We'll fix it in software." How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?...
• How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
• How many Christian fundamentalists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible doesn't mention light bulbs....
• Q: How many WASP's does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One.