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Windows Contains FAT. Use Linux -- You Won't Ever Have To Worry About Your Weight.
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Windows contains FAT.
Use Linux -- you won't ever have to worry about your weight.
-- Ewout Stam
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Linux: Where do you want to GO... Oh, I'm already there! -- Ewout Stam
People use dummies for crash-tests. Windows is so difficult they had to educate the dummies first -- by giving them "Windows for Dummies" books!
-- Ewout Stam...
Windows: Where do you WANT to go TODAY? You WANT to, but you'll never get there.
And you can go to only ONE place per day. -- Ewout Stam...
Crashing is violent; that's why there are more violent games for Windows - and they'll always work.
-- Ewout Stam...
You need not worry about your future...you have none.
Microsoft DOS/NT (doesn't) provide the means to WIN! -- Ewout Stam
Throwing Windows Out The Window The Federal Bureau Of Missing Socks has banned the use of Microsoft Windows and Office on all employee computers.
But don't get too excited; they aren't going to replace them with Linux....
Attack of the Tuxissa Virus What started out as a prank posting to comp.
os.linux.advocacy yesterday has turned into one of the most significant viruses in computing history....
Linux - Why use Windows, since there is a door?