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Crashing Is Violent; That's Why There Are More Violent Games For Windows - And They'll Always Work.
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Crashing is violent; that's why there are more violent games for Windows - and
they'll always work.
-- Ewout Stam
Related:
Windows contains FAT. Use Linux -- you won't ever have to worry about your weight.
-- Ewout Stam...
People use dummies for crash-tests. Windows is so difficult they had to educate the dummies first -- by giving them "Windows for Dummies" books!
-- Ewout Stam...
Windows: Where do you WANT to go TODAY? You WANT to, but you'll never get there.
And you can go to only ONE place per day. -- Ewout Stam...
Microsoft DOS/NT (doesn't) provide the means to WIN! -- Ewout Stam
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
A violent man will die a violent death. -- Lao Tsu
If it's not violent...what fun is it?