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Microsoft DOS/NT (doesn't) Provide The Means To WIN! -- Ewout Stam
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Microsoft DOS/NT (doesn't) provide the means to WIN!
-- Ewout Stam
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Linux: Where do you want to GO... Oh, I'm already there! -- Ewout Stam
Windows contains FAT. Use Linux -- you won't ever have to worry about your weight.
-- Ewout Stam...
Crashing is violent; that's why there are more violent games for Windows - and they'll always work.
-- Ewout Stam...
People use dummies for crash-tests. Windows is so difficult they had to educate the dummies first -- by giving them "Windows for Dummies" books!
-- Ewout Stam...
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Windows: Where do you WANT to go TODAY? You WANT to, but you'll never get there.
And you can go to only ONE place per day. -- Ewout Stam...
MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right... DOS 99