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Gates' Law: Every 18 Months, The Speed Of Software Halves.
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Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves.
-- From a Slashdot.org post
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Linux: the dot in "dot org". -- From a Slashdot.org po
Statements recently seen on Slashdot: "The Internet interprets advertising as damage and routes around it.
"Accept risk. Accept responsibility. Put a lawyer out of business....
Every time I think that perhaps we are an advanced race, I turn around and read ramblings on Slashdot, and realize I was wrong.
-- From a Slashdot.org po...
If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed.
.. Oh wait, he does! -- From a Slashdot.org po...
Operation Desert Slash WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High officials in the US military are planning on putting the 'Slashdot Effect' to use against Iraq.
Pentagon computer experts think that the Slashdot Effect could topple key Net-connected Iraqi computer systems....
Parkinson's Law of Data prov. "Data expands to fill the space available for storage
buying more memory encourages the use of more memory-intensive techniques....
Quote #574 Computer code is like legal code... the more you amend it, the more holes you create.
-- from a Slashdot po...
If there isn't a law, there will be. -- Gates' Law
Where do you want Bill Gates to go today? -- From a Slashdot.org po