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Windows 2000: Designed for the Internet. The Interne
Designed for UNIX. -- From a Slashdot.org po...
You all have to admit that Microsoft products provide a quality unmatched by any other company.
Linux: Because rebooting is for adding hardware Solari
Because you don't need to reboot to add hardware Window...
If it's too good to be true, it's probably a rigged demo.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo....
Certain things are too horrible to auction on the Web.
Consider that eBay recently halted auctions o...
They say never to buy a "0" release of software. Windows 2000 has 3 of 'em.
-- A .sig spotted on an anti-Microsoft mailing li...
The rules of editing press releases are: 1. Identify the crucial elements of the story.
2. Omit at least one of them. -- From a Slashdot....
Help Microsoft stamp out piracy. Give Linux to a friend today! -- From a Slashdot.org po
Yeah, but they are good at making toys. I mean look at Windows.
.. -- From a Slashdot.org post about Microsoft's X-Box console...
Of course I use Microsoft. Setting up a stable Unix network is no challenge.
-- From a Slashdot.org po...

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