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• gorets: /gor'ets/ n. The unknown ur-noun, fill in your own meaning.
  Found esp. on the USENET newsgroup alt.gorets, which seems to be a running contest to redefine the word by implication in the funniest and most peculiar way, with the understanding that no definition is ever final....
• frink /frink/ v. The unknown ur-verb, fill in your own meaning.
  Found esp. on the Usenet newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs, where it is said that the lemurs know what `frink' means, but they aren't telling....
• frink: /frink/ v. The unknown ur-verb, fill in your own meaning.
  Found esp. on the USENET newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs, where it is said that the lemurs know what `frink' means, but they aren't telling....
• uit: n. 1. Ugly and uncomfortable `business clothing' often worn by non-hackers.
  Invariably worn with a `tie', a strangulation device that partially cuts off the blood supply to the brain....
• kremvax /krem-vaks/ n. [from the then large number of Usenet VAXen with names of the form foovax] Originally
  a fictitious Usenet site at the Kremlin, announced on April 1, 1984 in a posting ostensibly originated there by Soviet leader Konstantin Chernenko....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• grilf // n. Girlfriend. Like newsfroup and filk, a typo reincarnated as a new word.
  Seems to have originated sometime in 1992 on Usenet....
• MOTSS /mots/ or /M-O-T-S-S/ n. [from the 1970 U.
  S. census forms via Usenet] Member Of The Same Sex, esp....
• MOTSS: /mots/ or /M-O-T-S-S/ [from the 1970 U.S. census forms via USENET] n.
  Member Of The Same Sex, esp. one considered as a possible sexual partner....