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• frink: /frink/ v. The unknown ur-verb, fill in your own meaning.
  Found esp. on the USENET newsgroup alt.fan.lemurs, where it is said that the lemurs know what `frink' means, but they aren't telling....
• gorets /gor'ets/ n. The unknown ur-noun, fill in your own meaning.
  Found esp. on the Usenet newsgroup alt.gorets, which seems to be a running contest to redefine the word by implication in the funniest and most peculiar way, with the understanding that no definition is ever final....
• gorets: /gor'ets/ n. The unknown ur-noun, fill in your own meaning.
  Found esp. on the USENET newsgroup alt.gorets, which seems to be a running contest to redefine the word by implication in the funniest and most peculiar way, with the understanding that no definition is ever final....
• It worked! The de-bigulator world! -- Tiny Frink, "Treehouse of Horror VII
• Frink: N'hey hey! Ahem, n'hey, so the compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation -- you can see it there -- of the neighboring particles.
  [a girl raises her hand] [sighs] Yes, what is it?...
• Frink: N-hey, I doubt very highly that one elixir could boast so many fantastic properties.
  [drinks some; turns into a handsome man] [smooth voice] What say we am-scray outta here and have a wild wingding at the cyclotron, doctor?...
• Lisa: Well, where's my Dad? Frink: Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology
  'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into...[the lights go off] the third dimension....
• in the late '70s] [Frink stands in front of a huge mainframe] Frink
  Well, sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive [to student] Don't touch it!...
• Professor Frink takes over the kindergarten class, drawing equations and free-body diagrams on the blackboard to explain the workings of one of those things that kids push which makes the balls pop.
  Frink: N'hey hey! Ahem, n'hey, so the compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation -- you can see it there -- of the neighboring particles....