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• Borg n. In "Star Trek: The Next Generation" the Borg is a species of cyborg that ruthlessly seeks to incorporate all sentient life into itself
  heir slogan is "Resistence is futile. You will be assimilated....
• Microsoft The new Evil Empire (the old one was IBM).
  The basic complaints are, as formerly with IBM, that (a) their system designs are horrible botches, (b) we can't get source to fix them, and (c) they throw their weight around a lot....
• Smugglers were arrested at the Canadian border by Microsoft-FBI for attempting to import copies of banned 'Linux' software.
  Such contraband is prohibited by the 35th Amendment because it infringes on the inalienable right of Microsoft to make money....
• Brief History Of Linux (#29) "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" is credited by many (especially ESR himself) as the reason Netscape announced January 22, 1998 the release of the Mozilla source code.
  In addition, Rob Malda of Slashdot has also received praise because he had recently published an editorial ("Give us the damn source code so we can fix Netscape's problems ourselves!...
• Please please please don't use Word, It really makes you look absurd!
  The Dancing Paper Clip is crappy, Use something else and be more happy!...
• Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#7) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
  Question 7: What new features would you like to see in Windows 2000?...
• Internet Exploiter n. Another common name-of-insult for Internet Explorer, Microsoft's overweight Web Browse
  more hostile than Internet Exploder. Reflects widespread hostility to Microsoft and a sense that it is seeking to hijack, monopolize, and corrupt the Internet....
• Microsoft Fights Linux -- By Contributing Kernel Patches If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
  .. and then destory 'em. That seems to be the new Microsoft strategy for dealing with Linux....
• Statements recently seen on Slashdot: "The Internet interprets advertising as damage and routes around it.
  "Accept risk. Accept responsibility. Put a lawyer out of business....