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• programming: n. 1. The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper (or, in these days of on-line editing, the art of debugging an empty file).
  2. A pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward....
• Sex: The most fun you can have with your clothes off.
• Programming: The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper.
• program, n: A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages.
  .v. To engage in a pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward....
• Sex: The most fun you can have with your clothes on.
• PROGRAM (pro'-gram) [n] A magic spell cast over a ____ .
  . computer allowing it to turn one's input into error |C>_....
• If it were done when 't is done, then 't were well It were done quickly
  if the assassination Could trammel up the consequence, and catch With his surcease succe...
• Advertising is the most fun of anything you can do with your clothes on.
  -- Mary Wells [advertising executive]...
• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....