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• programming n. 1. The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper (or, in these days of on-line editing, the art of debugging an empty file).
  Bloody instructions which, being taught, return to plague their inventor" ("Macbeth", Act 1, Scene 7) 2....
• Programming: The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper.
• program, n: A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages.
  .v. To engage in a pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward....
• PROGRAM (pro'-gram) [n] A magic spell cast over a ____ .
  . computer allowing it to turn one's input into error |C>_....
• Sex: The most fun you can have with your clothes off.
• Sex: The most fun you can have with your clothes on.
• dump: n. 1. An undigested and voluminous mass of information about a problem or the state of a system
  especially one routed to the slowest available output device (compare {core dump}), and most especially one consisting of hex or octal {runes} describing the byte-by-byte state of memory, mass storage, or some file....
• line starve: [MIT] 1. vi. To feed paper through a printer the wrong way by one line (most printers can't do this).
  On a display terminal, to move the cursor up to the previous line of the screen....
• clone: n. 1. An exact duplicate: "Our product is a clone of their product.
  Implies a legal reimplementation from documentation or by reverse-engineering....