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Program, N: A Magic Spell Cast Over A Computer Allowing It To Turn One's Input Into Error Messages.
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program, n:
A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input
into error messages. tr.v. To engage in a pastime similar to banging
one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.
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PROGRAM (pro'-gram) [n] A magic spell cast over a ____ .
. computer allowing it to turn one's input into error |C>_....
program: n. 1. A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages.
2. An exercise in experimental epistemology. 3....
program n. 1. A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages.
2. An exercise in experimental epistemology. 3....
programming: n. 1. The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper (or, in these days of on-line editing, the art of debugging an empty file).
2. A pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward....
programming n. 1. The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper (or, in these days of on-line editing, the art of debugging an empty file).
Bloody instructions which, being taught, return to plague their inventor" ("Macbeth", Act 1, Scene 7) 2....
PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error message
plumbing: [UNIX] n. Term used for {shell} code, so called because of the prevalence of `pipelines' that feed the output of one program to the input of another.
Under UNIX, user utilities can often be implemented or at least prototyped by a suitable collection of pipelines and temp-file grinding encapsulated in a shell scrip...
plumbing n. [Unix] Term used for shell code, so called because of the prevalence of `pipelines' that feed the output of one program to the input of another.
Under Unix, user utilities can often be implemented or at least prototyped by a suitable collection of pipelines and temp-file grinding encapsulated in a shell scrip...
No, Number One, it is _not_ your turn to say "engage".