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• Born in a hotel room--and God damn it--died in a hotel room.
  --Eugene O'Neill, playwright, 1888-1953...
• I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.
  -- Bill Mahe...
• My hotel room is so small that when I die they won't have to put me in a casket.
  They'll just put handles on the room. -- Herb Shrine...
• Please to bathe inside the tub. -- In a Japanese hotel room
• I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! -- D. Helme
• Jimmy Buffett's "This Hotel Room:") I ain't home, I ain't home, you better leave a message 'cause I ain't home.
  -- Answering machine madness - mainly musical theme...
• If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
  -- On the door of a Moscow hotel room...
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." ~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900