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Hurry It Up You Hoosier Bastard! I Could Hang A Dozen Men While You're Screwing Around.
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"Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around." (Executed by hanging Leavenworth, Kansas.) ~~ Carl Panzram, d. September 5, 1930
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