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Loud Burping While Walking Around The Airport Is Prohibited In Halstead, Kansas.
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Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited in Halstead, Kansas.
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If you can't find your inspiration by walking around the block one time, go around two blocks--but never three.
-- Robert Motherwell...