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• Smithers: One of your executives has bilked the company insurance plan out of $
  1000. Burns: What!? Blast his hide to Hades! [thunder roars outside] And I was going to buy that ivory back-scratcher....
• Did you hear about the insurance salesman who says his greatest successes are with young housewives who aren't adequately covered.
• Moe: If you like good food, good fun, and a whole lot of.
  ..crazy crap on the walls, then come on down to Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag....
• Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
  Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance....
• What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? An insurance company.
• It's time to go on a diet when the man from Prudential offers you group insurance.
  Or when you take a shower and you have to let out the shower curtain....
• MDs only do it if you have appropriate insurance
• Wood is highly ecological, since trees are a renewable resource.
  If you cut down a tree, another will grow in its place....