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• It is at least some sort of indication that you should go on a diet when it is necessary for you to let the shower curtain out several notches!
• You know it's going to be a long day when you get up, shave and shower, start to get dressed and your shoes are still warm.
  -- Dean Webbe...
• You know you have a small apartment when... you can answer the telephone from the bed, the kitchen table, the sink or the shower.
  -- S. Rickly Christia...
• The phone always rings when you are outside the shower with a knife. -- Bate's Law
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you want to wash your hair and think
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• Shower with the people you love.
• mean time between failures -- when you get an "F" on your report card and you take it out on your dog.
• You know you have a weight problem when your doctor suggests that you get into group therapy - by yourself!
• IEEE -- what you say when you're taking a hot shower and someone flushes the toilet.