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• After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair.
  Although the insurance-company doctor testified that his bones had healed properly and that he was fully capable of walking, the judge decided for the plaintiff and awarded him $...
• Marge: I'm sure your insurance will cover the house.
  Maude: Uh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance....
• There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
  -- Woody Alle...
• The only thing more crooked than politics is insurance.
• When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do.
  Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E.W. Howe...
• Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....
• Insurance Salesman: You do the things you do because you're a homicidal maniac.
  Bell Boy: That... that does explain a lot doesn't it....