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Second Law For Freelance Artists: All Rush Jobs Are Due The Same Day.
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Second Law for Freelance Artists: All rush jobs are due the same
day.
Related:
Third Law for Freelance Artists: The rush job you spent all night on won't be needed for at least two days.
First Law for Freelance Artists: A high paying rush job comes in only after you've committed to a low paying rush job.
Farber's Second Law A hand in the bush is worth two anywhere else.
Farber's Third Law We're all going down the same road in different directions....
If, in the course of several months, only three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.
-- Law of Social Dynamics (Johnson Second Law)...
Johnson's Second Law: If, in the course of several months, only three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.
Children, like animals, use all their senses to discover the world.
Then artists come along and discover it the same way all over again. Eudora Welty...
All computers wait at the same speed. -- Crayne's law
Good artists copy, great artists steal. -- Steve Jobs, commenting on -- early Macintosh design philosophy, and the Apple vs.
HP/Microsoft suit....
All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them. -- Holt's Law