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First Law For Freelance Artists: A High Paying Rush Job Comes In Only After You've Committed To A Low Paying Rush Job.
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First Law for Freelance Artists: A high paying rush job comes in
only after you've committed to a low paying rush job.
Related:
Third Law for Freelance Artists: The rush job you spent all night on won't be needed for at least two days.
Second Law for Freelance Artists: All rush jobs are due the same day.
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