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• The tendency of smoke from a cigarette, barbecue, campfire, etc.
  o drift into a person's face varies directly with that person's sensitivity to smoke....
• Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat.
• In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker.
• You may be redneck... if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
• Oeser's Law There is a tendency for the person in the most powerful position in an organization to spend all his time serving on committees and signing letters.
• Generalizedness of incompetence varies directly with highestness in hierarchy. -- Godin's Law
• To Smokers: If you smoke, may I fart in your face?
• To Smokers: If you smoke, may I rip a stinky in your face?
• The cigarette smoke always drifts in the direction of the non-smoker regardless of the direction of the breeze.
  -- Raj K. Dhawa...