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• The cigarette smoke always drifts in the direction of the non-smoker regardless of the direction of the breeze.
  -- Raj K. Dhawa...
• Sanctimonious Non-Smoker on the Rampage [picture of cigarette with forbid symbol]
• Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
• Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. -- "Bumper Snicke
• Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference.
• Sir Walter's Law: The tendency of smoke from a cigarette, barbeque, campfire, etc.
  o drift into a person's face varies directly with that person's sensitivity to smoke....
• The tendency of smoke from a cigarette, barbecue, campfire, etc.
  o drift into a person's face varies directly with that person's sensitivity to smoke....
• Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat.
• Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.