The Cigarette Smoke Always Drifts In The Direction Of The Non-smoker Regardless Of The Direction Of The Breeze.

The Cigarette Smoke Always Drifts In The Direction Of The Non-smoker Regardless Of The Direction Of The Breeze.

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The cigarette smoke always drifts in the direction of the non-smoker
regardless of the direction of the breeze.
-- Raj K. Dhawan

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