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Zelman's Rule Of Radio Reception: Your Pocket Radio Won't Pick Up The Station You Want To Hear Most.
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Zelman's Rule of Radio Reception: Your pocket radio won't pick
up the station you want to hear most.
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My I.P.D. can pick up Radio Windy.
WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station.
Whenever you turn on the radio, you hear the last few notes of your favourite song.
-- Horowitz' Law...
You could have a cheap car radio fitted while you waited, and if you turned your back for a couple of minutes, it would be removed while you waited as well.
-- About King's Cross Statio...
No sports, no rock, no information, For mindless chatter, we're your station!
-- KBBL radio's jingle, "Sideshow Bob Robe...
How do you tell the blind man in a nudist camp? It's not hard. -- Heard on a local radio statio
Of all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them.
-- Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago...
So nip up to the loft and check out your old singles to see if there are any that were played a lot on the radio, but you never got around to buying.
Did you hear about the inventive girl who somehow wired her personal vibrator to her bedside FM set and came up with the world's first radio alarm cock.