Did You Hear About The Inventive Girl Who Somehow Wired Her Personal Vibrator To Her Bedside FM Set And Came Up With The World's First Radio Alarm Cock.

Did you hear about the inventive girl who somehow wired her
personal vibrator to her bedside FM set and came up with the world's
first radio alarm cock.

Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable that she even turned her vibrator off.
Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....
Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
They discovered she'd been embezzling....
Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play post-office all night without getting any mail in her box.
Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend up a tree and kissed her between the limbs.
Did you hear that A career girl's mind moves her ahead, while a chorus girl's mind moves her behind.
Did you hear about the girl who left the promotional orgy at the Sex Device Manufacturers' Convention with a vague feeling of unease.
She didn't know what was eating her....
Heard of the Irish girl who bought a vibrator and broke off her front teeth.

Did You Hear About The Inventive Girl Who Somehow Wired Her Personal Vibrator To Her Bedside FM Set And Came Up With The World's First Radio Alarm Cock.

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