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Dean Martin's Definition Of Drunkenness You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.
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Dean Martin's Definition of Drunkenness
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without
holding on.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Marti
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If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
-- Joseph Schenck...