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• The ideal resume will turn up one day after the position is filled.
• The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #50...
• bob n. At Demon Internet, all tech support personal are called "Bob".
  (Female support personnel have an option on "Bobette")....
• My darkness has been filled with the light of intelligence, and behold, the outer day-lit world was stumbling and groping in social blindness.
  -- Helen Kelle...
• After the 16th screw has been removed, the wrong cover will have been removed.
  -- Klipstein's Eighth Law of Productio...
• After the 16th screw has been replaced, the gasket will have been left off.
  -- Klipstein's Ninth Law of Productio...
• Smuggling... It's not just a job, it's an adventure!
  -- paid for by your local Colombian recruiting office...
• SAND Small grains of rock, which turn up everywhere for weeks after you've been to the beach.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• Jargon Coiner (#4) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * FREE LECTURE: Attempting to explain the concepts of Linux, Open Source software, free software, and gift cultures to someone who is not familiar with them....