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After The 16th Screw Has Been Replaced, The Gasket Will Have Been Left Off.
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After the 16th screw has been replaced, the gasket will have been left off.
-- Klipstein's Ninth Law of Production
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After the 16th screw has been removed, the wrong cover will have been removed.
-- Klipstein's Eighth Law of Productio...
After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted.
After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted.
de la Lastra's Corollary...
After assembly of an instrument, extra parts will be found on the workbench.
-- Klipstein's Tenth Law of Productio...
A failure will not appear until the unit has passed final inspection.
-- Klipstein's Sixth Law of Productio...
A fail-safe circuit will destroy others. -- Klipstein's Fourth Law of Productio
When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place.
-- Scott's second Law After the correction has been found in error, it will be impossible to fit the original quantity back into the equation....
Scott's second Law: When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been wrong in the first place.
Corollary: After the correction has been found in error, it will be impossible to fit the original quantity back into the equation....