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Edds's Law Of Radiology: The Colder The X-Ray Table, The More Of Your Body You Are Required To Place On It.
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Edds's Law of Radiology: The colder the X-Ray table, the more of
your body you are required to place on it.
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The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
I'm sending over a hand. Maybe an arm will come later.
Maybe a body will come with it. -- [On phone to the x-ray technician]...
Do not X-ray.
CHIROPRACTORS do it, but they X-ray it fi
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.
But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?...
Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!
Honor diversity: it's required by law.
I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY!
-- from "Cerebus" #82...
I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your entire body!