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• If it would be cheaper to buy a new unit management always insists on repairing the old one.
  If it's cheaper to repair the old one management will insist on replacing it with the latest model....
• Fandom--drugs would be cheaper.
• How many alt.conspiracy readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One to do it, one to insist that the CIA was responsible for the old bulb burning out, one to blame it on the Illuminati, one to blame the TLC/CFR/Bilderberg group, and Steve Crocker to say that Lyndon LaRouche predicted the bulb would someday burn out whereas the British-dominated establishment was telling us the bulbs would never need to be replaced, Ted Frank to tell everyone they're full of it, and several other people to insist that Ted is a member of the CFR....
• If wishes were horses, dogfood would be a lot cheaper.
• Women who insist upon having the same options as men would do well to consider the option of being the strong, silent type.
  -- Fran Lebowitz...
• One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.
• Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one.
  Old Windows licence is not valid anymore. -- WindowError: 018...