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McGoon's Law The probability of winning is inversely proportional to the amount of the wager.
McNaughton's Rule Any argument worth making within the bureaucracy must be capable of being expressed in a simple declarative sentence that is obviously true once stated.
H. L. Mencken's Law Those who can -- do. Those who cannot -- teach.
Those who cannot teach -- administrate. (Martin's extension)...
Merrill's First Corollary There are no winners in life; only survivors.
Merrill's Second Corollary In the highway of life, the average happening is of about as much true significance as a dead skunk in the middle of the road.
Meskimen's Law There's never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.
Michehl's Theorem Less is more.
Pastore's Comment on Michehl's Theorem Nothing is ultimate.
Miller's Law You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step into it.
Mobil's Maxim Bad regulation begets worse regulation.

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