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Lord Falkland's Rule When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.
Lowery's Law If it jams -- force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
Malek's Law Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.
Malinowski's Law Looking from far above, from our high places of safety in the developed civilization, it is easy to see all the crudity and irrelevance of magic.
Dean Martin's Definition of Drunkenness You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Martin-Berthelot Principle Of all possible committee reactions to any given agenda item, the reaction that will occur is the one which will liberate the greatest amount of hot air.
Match's Maxim A fool in a high station is like a man on the top of a high mountai
everything appears small to him and he appears small to everybody....
Matsch's Law It is better to have a horrible ending than to have horrors without end.
McClaughry's Codicil on Jone's Motto To make an enemy, do someone a favor.
McClaughry's Law of Zoning Where zoning is not needed, it will work perfectly
where it is desperately needed, it always breaks down....

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