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  Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  11. 1 to change the light bulb and 10 to form a survivors of darkness support group!...
• How many poets -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... ... and one to change the bulb....
• How many economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the bulb....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb....
• How many sorority girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed....
• How many Irishmen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  1001. One to hold the light bulb, and a thousand to push the house round....
• How many Chinese students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Twelve: one to screw in the light bulb, one to sit in the jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets....