How Many Feminists -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That's not funny, abusive white male aggressor!!...
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....
How many senior citizens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But if the bulb IS replaced, the job will go to a minority or woman contractor....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten: To form a university funded protest committee to research how the white male patriarchy conspires to keep women and minorities in the dark....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Feminists don't screw at all. That's what sperm banks are for!...