How Many Feminists -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about how oppressed the socket is....
How many Mac owners -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
How many dentists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to file a sexual harassment lawsuit on behalf of the bulb....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to change it and one to tell her she did a really good job....
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....
How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!...