How Many Feminists -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Unknown. But the federal government's welfare reform will limit the number of free light bulbs a woman can receive to under 2 years supply....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
11. 1 to change the light bulb and 10 to form a survivors of darkness support group!...
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"Hey man, screwing objectifies the LB...
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Feminists don't screw at all. That's what sperm banks are for!...
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Women have a supreme court, constitionally protected right to work in the dark if they choose to....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It's not the light bulb that needs changing....
How many Spinks handlers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. 1 to actually screw in the light bulb, 1 to carry him out of the ring, 1 to tell him who put the lights out, 2 to count the money, and it all only takes 91 seconds!...
How many New Yorkers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
50. 50? Yeah 50; its in the contract....
How many gorillas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!...