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  Five-one to do it and four to beat back all the guitarists who are trying to elbow him out of the spotlight....
• How many Communists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out....
• How many doctors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in....
• How many graduate students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done....
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Five - one to change the light bulb and the other four to fill out the Environmental Impact Statement....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  11. 1 to change the light bulb and 10 to form a survivors of darkness support group!...
• How many Oregonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to do the work and 1 to hold the umbrella....
• How many mice -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only 1, but you have to cut a hole in the skirting board for it to get in....
• How many fighter pilots -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one because the world revolves around him....